My DISCIPLINE teacher/putonghua teacher(her putonghua SUCKS ! xD ) / Joker o.ov

AWWWWWWWWWW i REALLY REALLY wish that I CAN USE A CAMERA TO RECORD ALL THESE THINGS UP ! xDDD
after the assembly on day 6 ~
*bell rings*
after the boring irritatin history n culture lesson ~
here comes the fatty discipline teacher ~ err no no is putonghua teacher for the time being ~
miss yeung(putonghua teacher): qi li ! tong xue men zao !
whole class : yang lao shi zaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooo ( made the "zao" sounded as long as we all can xD )
[for the time being miss yeung is the discipline teacher again n now the name is " yeung san" ]
yeung san : hey u u u u !!!
a innocent girl : me ???
yeung san : yuuuuuuuuup ! u .
y didnt u clip ur fringe nicely up ??? very pretty meh ! i WAAANT to c ur EYEBROWS ~~~
[now the innocent girl became guilty girl ~]
guilty girl : (cliping her hair up with a exxxxxtra bad attitude)
yeung san : HUMPH ! just becos of this girl i want to check all girl's hair !
mi : ( -.-"" speechless checking on is my fringe nicely clipped up -o-")
yeung san : u . u n u .u . u , come out n let mi record ur name down
mi: ( counting the time she is wasting ~ -.- )
mmmmmmmmmkay ~~ lesson started ~~ finally -.-
after 15 mins ~
yeung san : UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!! UUUUU AGAIN ! i TOT I TOLD U TO CLIP UP UR STUPID FRINGE ! U THINK U MOVIE STAR OR WHAT MEH ! NOW VERY PRETTY ARH ! JUST NOW GIVE U CLIP IT NICELY U NOW PUT IT DOWN BACK AGAIN ! MI GIVE U FAULT ARRHH !! (taking out her stupid red record book/file n concentratin on looking at that girl with a ~scary~ eye sight -.-~)
n then ..
BONG !
the whole red file dropped down the floor n everything dropped out ~
yeung san : ( blush ~ )
mi thinking : dai sei -.-" now act cool meh ~ u not movie star also ~ xDDD!
blah blah blah blah blah ~~~~
finally 5mins left for recess ~~
yeung san : zai zhe fu tu shang , ni men zui xi huan chi na yi ge ?
whole class : na ge dou bu xi huan chi ~~!!!
yeung san : SHEN ME !!! then u guys is like to eat those chips arr ~~ siu mai arr ~ fish balls la ~ those JUNK FOOD !!! ????
whole class : ( speechless -.-" ) but these food r not nice at all -.-
yeung san : do u now y those FAT ~~ people so FAT marh ~~ ???
whole class: ( speechless)
yeung san : cos they alwis eat those JUNK FOOD ! then they overweight n look like a FATSO ~~
whole class : ( looking at yeung san's fatty huge body ~ totaly speechless ~ )
well ~~ i can tell u y yeung san is a crown ~~ cos she doesnt know after she telling that " junkfood thingy" everybody is thinking about the same thing : y don u look at the mirror n find out how fat u r ?? fattie xDDD
lOl xDDD !



[mayb not funny for u guys larh ~~ but its funny enuf in real life ~~ haha ~~ xP]